Expressing mock sympathy—sarcastic
Here’s a quarter.Call someone who cares.
Obviously you’ve mistaken me for someone who cares. What makes you think I care?
Do you think I care?
Like I care.(informal)
As if I care. (informal)
As if. (informal)
Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn. (mildly vulgar) Good for you.
I’m happy tor you.
Thanks for sharing.
I’m so glad you told us that.
Isn’t that special?